Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Omigosh! i was going to get my mail and these really angry stale crackers jumped out and started attcking me!!

Allright so i was going to my mail box to get my mail, (duh!)(oh and if u add duh to any sentence it makes it a fact. duh!) anyway... as i opened the latch a tribe of angry stale cracker people jumped out and and started nibbling on my right foot! Just as the devoured my pinky toe a heard of angry llamas came out of nowhere and started doing the can can!!!





ok so as i think nothing can get worse it starts raining tomatoe soup! and then some of the nieghbor hood cats came and started singing the chicken noodle soup song dance and all! what should i do?????














oh and this is for fun and im not on drugs! im 12 and that would be illegal! this is a funny story me and my friend made up so please enjoy and help come up with a funny solution.

Omigosh! i was going to get my mail and these really angry stale crackers jumped out and started attcking me!!
grab all the crackers and put them in a box then get a bowl and catch the soup and you can eat them later as for the llamas call the wildlife people and ask them if you can keep one for a pet and the cats join in and do the chicken noodle dance with them








god bless you
Reply:OMG! I had the same problem last week! All you need to do is get a giant cookie, set it on fire, then put your thing down flip it and reverse it. It works everytime!
Reply:did the paint chips look tasty?
Reply:go into rehab.
Reply:Publish ur story for little kids to read.
Reply:I'm scared


Last quiz for today?

would you marry a duck?


did you ever have a pet chicken?


do you edit your essays or does the computer do it?


are you blind?


are you deaf?


are you stupid?


are you annoyed?


do you like country music?


do you like rock music?


do you like hiphop music?


are you a girl or a boy?


do you hate bush?


what is the most you have paid for gas?


do you have a popup blocker?


are you annoyed yet?


did you ever pet a llama?


did you ever hear a rooster go cockadoodledoo?


do you like fish?


do you like hot pepper sauce?


if you were stranded on a forest with nothing to eat would you eat your foot?


lick your finger


did you lick your finger?


are you annoyed yet?


how many toes do you have?


what is your favorite book series?


favorite movie?


favorite song?


favorite store?


favorite dog?


favorite actor?


favorite actress?


do you do wierd stuff on youtube?


did you ever commit murder?


do you think my questions are stupid?


are you annoyed yet?


if you are annoyed i did my job :)

Last quiz for today?
would you marry a duck? --No


did you ever have a pet chicken? --No


do you edit your essays or does the computer do it? --I Edit


are you blind? --No


are you deaf? --No


are you stupid? --Not in the slightest


are you annoyed? --Not at all... why?


do you like country music? --Sure do


do you like rock music? -- Some


do you like hiphop music? --Depends on the mood


are you a girl or a boy? --Lady


do you hate bush? --No


what is the most you have paid for gas? --$3.65


do you have a popup blocker? --Yeah, but it doesn't work


are you annoyed yet? --Nope


did you ever pet a llama? --Heck no


did you ever hear a rooster go cockadoodledoo? --Yes


do you like fish? --*HURLS*


do you like hot pepper sauce? --Not at all


if you were stranded on a forest with nothing to eat would you eat your foot? --It's too pretty to eat


lick your finger


did you lick your finger? --Sorry, no I didn't


are you annoyed yet? --Not yet


how many toes do you have? --I have 10


what is your favorite book series? --Don't have one


favorite movie? --Singin' In the Rain or Inherit the Wind


favorite song? --Viva La Vida


favorite store? --Target


favorite dog? --Dogs scare the crap out of me


favorite actor? --Gene Kelly


favorite actress? --Judy Garland


do you do wierd stuff on youtube? --I don't go on YouTube


did you ever commit murder? --To a spider


do you think my questions are stupid? --No, they're entertaining


are you annoyed yet? --Still not


if you are annoyed i did my job :)





Sorry, you didn't do your job. I really enjoyed it :)


Here's your star.
Reply:that's sad...=(


no


no


I do it, the computer is there for spell check only


nope


nope


nope, although it is alightly annoying having to scroll up...


I can't stand it...


sometimes...


kind of...


girl


yup


1.33/Litre (about $5.50 a gallon...)


nope


nope, cause I don't need to scroll up anymore!


no, but I sure wish I did..


I most certainly have...


to eat no...to watch heck yes


nope


nope


okay..,


yes I did...


nope


10


sisterhood


becoming Jane


City by sara bareilles


Target!


Jack Russel terriers


James McAvoy


Anne Hathaway


nope...


nope...


nope...


nope..


sorry...you didn't...


have a good night xD
Reply:yo fcuk dis shyt.....its mad long for no reason
Reply:would you marry a duck? No.


did you ever have a pet chicken? I wish.


do you edit your essays or does the computer do it? I edit them.


are you blind? No.


are you deaf? No.


are you stupid? No.


are you annoyed? No.


do you like country music? Yes.


do you like rock music? No.


do you like hiphop music? No.


are you a girl or a boy? Boy


do you hate bush? No.


what is the most you have paid for gas? Nothing, I don't have my license yet.


do you have a popup blocker? Yes.


are you annoyed yet? No.


did you ever pet a llama? Yes.


did you ever hear a rooster go cockadoodledoo? Yes.


do you like fish? Yes.


do you like hot pepper sauce? No.


if you were stranded on a forest with nothing to eat would you eat your foot? Maybe.


lick your finger


did you lick your finger? No.


are you annoyed yet? No.


how many toes do you have? Ten.


what is your favorite book series? Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan series


favorite movie? Star Wars: A New Hope


favorite song? I can't choose just one.


favorite store? Best Buy


favorite dog? My dog.


favorite actor? None.


favorite actress? None.


do you do wierd stuff on youtube? No.


did you ever commit murder? No.


do you think my questions are stupid? Maybe.


are you annoyed yet? No.
Reply:would you marry a duck? no


did you ever have a pet chicken? no


do you edit your essays or does the computer do it? i do


are you blind? no


are you deaf? no


are you stupid? probably


are you annoyed? no


do you like country music? yes


do you like rock music? yes


do you like hiphop music? no


are you a girl or a boy? girl


do you hate bush?nope


what is the most you have paid for gas? n.a.


do you have a popup blocker? yes


are you annoyed yet?er...no


did you ever pet a llama?no


did you ever hear a rooster go cockadoodledoo? yes


do you like fish?yes


do you like hot pepper sauce? yes


if you were stranded on a forest with nothing to eat would you eat your foot? no no


lick your finger


did you lick your finger? no


are you annoyed yet? duh...


how many toes do you have? 10


what is your favorite book series? harry potter


favorite movie? too many to list


favorite song? currently... leave out all the rest by LP


favorite store? none


favorite dog? none


favorite actor? keanu reeves


favorite actress? nicole kidman


do you do wierd stuff on youtube? nope


did you ever commit murder? hell no!


do you think my questions are stupid? some...


are you annoyed yet? nope


if you are annoyed i did my job :)


if im annoyed i wouldn't be bother with your quiz....


Can someone translate these lines?

first one: "Mucho gusto me llamo Bradley"





second: "En el otro lado es donde vivi


Con mi hijita que se llama Mixie


Y su hermana si me quiere


Y ahorita tenemos un bebe "





third: Sus padres sus tios me trataron matar


But they did not get too far


Un poco despues tuve que regresar


Con un chingo de dinero





fourth: Me fui a Costa Rica para tomar y sufear


Practicaba con la raza


'Cause they know who we are


Si no le dio cuenta





fifth: Me gusta mi reggae


Me gusta punk rock


Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita





sixth: Pon la nalga en la aire


If you know who you are


Pon la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar





seventh: No tenga miedo, I'm your papi


Take your chones y los mandan a mi


Levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar


Levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar








thanks! if you can only do like one or something just give me the number.


only answer if you know it's accurate.


it's from the song caress me down by sublime.

Can someone translate these lines?
1)Nice to meet you, I'm Bradley.





2)On the other side is where I lived with my little sister, Mixie, and her sister if I wanted and in a little while we will have a drink





3)Her parents, Aunts/Uncles tried to kill me


A little later they came back with a 'money f***?'





4) I went to costa rica to take and?


practicing with the people


---


I don't have have to tell them the story





5)I like my reggae, I love punk rock, but what I love best is panochita





6) Get your butt up, If you know who you are, Get your butt up and start to shout





7) I'm not scared, I'm your daddy


????


Get up, Get up, you gotta shout


Get up Get up, you gotta dance





I love that song - I didn't realize what it was until I got to the end.
Reply:"Much taste I am called Bradley" "In the other side it is where vivi With my hijita that is called Mixie and its sister if it wants to me right now and we have drinks" Their parents their tios treated to me to kill But they did not get too Officers' Club of Revolutionary Armed Forces A little despues I had to return With chingo of money I went to Costa Rica to take and to sufear Practicaba with the race ' Causes to they know who we plows If it did not give account him I like my reggae likes me punk rock But the thing that I like but is panochita Pon the rump in the If air you know who you plows Pon the rump in the air and begins to shout It is not scared, Ím your papi Take your chones and they send them my Levanta, raises, you must shout It raises, it raises, you must dance
Reply:Sorry, don't have time for all those, but how I do it is go to http://babelfish.altavista.com/ and use their translator... works great!
Reply:If this is Spanish here is the translation to English:


"Much taste I am called Bradley" "In the other side it is where vivi With my hijita that is called Mixie and its sister if it wants to me right now and we have drinks" Their parents their tios treated to me to kill But they did not get too Officers' Club of Revolutionary Armed Forces A little despues I had to return With chingo of money I went to Costa Rica to take and to sufear Practicaba with the race ' Causes to they know who we plows If it did not give account him I like my reggae likes me punk rock But the thing that I like but is panochita Pon the rump in the If air you know who you plows Pon the rump in the air and begins to shout It is not scared, Ím your papi Take your chones and they send them my Levanta, raises, you must shout It raises, it raises, you must dance
Reply:translate anything for free at babelfish.com
Reply:it simply means! Who took my panties???

Start java

Translation of lyrics: "Hechizo de Amor"?

Would a native speaker please translate this song for me?


It's called "Hechizo de Amor":





Viajo a través de la noche


Conjurando un amor


Más fuerte que la enternidad





Daria cualquier cosa


Y eso es lo que hago


Antiguas estrellas vigilan





Pido a los espiritus


Escondidos entre los árboles


Que me regresen tu amor





Yo vago entre las brumas


Agonizando de amor


Despreciado, sin encontrar





Un hechizo de amor para unirnos


Dentro a la noche, y dentro de tu Corazón


Cuando despiertes, en mi pensarás


Oh sí, en mi pensarás





Una llama consume la magia


Más negra que la noche


Los grillos te llaman junto conmigo





En la noche como un rayo


En tus sueños mientras duermes


Es un hecho y tú me perteneces

Translation of lyrics: "Hechizo de Amor"?
"Spell of Love"





I travel through the night


Conjuring a love


Stronger than eternity





I would give anything


And that's what I do


Antique/Old stars keep watch





I ask the spirits


Who are hiding among the trees


To give me your love back





I wander in the mist


Agonizing about love


Despised, without finding





A spell of love to unite us


In the night , and in your Heart


When you wake, you will think of me


Oh yes, you will think of me.





A flame consumes the magic


Blacker than the night


The crickets call you with me





In the night like lightning


In your dreams while you sleep


It's a fact and you belong to me
Reply:Spell of love





I travel through the night.


Conspiring a love


Stronger than eternity





I will give anything


And that's what I do


Old stars watch over





I ask to the spirits


Hidden between the trees


To give me your love back





I slander in the mist


Dying of love


Rejected,without finding





A love spell to join us together


During the night,and inside your heart


When you wake up, you will be thinking of me


Oh yeah,you will be thinking of me





One flame sustain the magic


More black than the night


The crickets are calling you to me





In the night like a lightning


In your dreams while you are sleeping


It is a fact and you belong to me
Reply:A Spell of Love





I travel through the night


conjuring a love


stronger than eternity (refering to eternal love, lasting forever)


I would give anything


and this is what I do


old stars, they watch


I ask the spirits


hidden between the trees


that they may return to me your love


I roam between the haze/fog


Agonized by love,


Unappreciated, without finding it.


A spell of love for uniting us,


Inside of the night, inside of your Heart.


When you wake, in my fantasies,


oh yes in my fantasies


A llama consumes the magic,


much blacker than the night


The crickets call you to be next to me.


Like a ray in the night,


in your dreams while you sleep,


is a spell and you belong to me.
Reply:I travel through the night


Conjuring a love stronger that eternity





I’d give anything


And that’s what I do


Old stars keeping watch





I ask the spirits


hidden among the trees


to give me back your love





I wander in the mist


dying of love


scorned without finding





A love spell to get us together


inside the night and in your heart


when you wake up you’ll think of me


oh yes you’ll think of me





A flame consumes the magic


blacker than night


the crickets call you to be by my side





In the night like thunder


in your dreams while you sleep


it’s a fact and you belong to me


Wisin y Yandel Fans ONLI!!!!?

OK Which is your favorite song from their newest album


Los Extraterresters





Ahora Es


Aprovechalo


Pidiendo Calor


Control


Una Noche Mas


Dime Quienes Son


Las Cosas Cambiaron


Sexy Movimiento


Ya Me Voy


Presion


Imaginate


Te Ise Mujer


Como Tu No Hay Nadie


Vicio De Ti


Oye Donde Esta El Amor


Janqueo


Tu Cuerpo Me Llama


Porque Me Tratas Asi








I have too Many favorites Soo i cant decide

Wisin y Yandel Fans ONLI!!!!?
Como Tu No Hay Nadie - W i Y ft Jayco





just the beggining, wisin's flow with Y voice just wow


"ay ke ser realista


mi modelo de revista


toda una artista


siempre anda lista


si la veo sin ropa


me nubla la vista"








That cd was if not the best one of the best of 2007 ALL of the songs were awesome except for the one with Fat Joe, and Franco De Vita , and Dime Quien Son...but the rest were awesome





wat was your fave?





Edit: You should also check out Tony Dize Cd - La Melodia De La Calle





the cd is ok but u should hear The Intro(Mi Vida) and Pa Darle (with Wisin) are awesome song
Reply:i pretty much like all their songs they are all good Report Abuse

Reply:Sexy movimiento


Bitlord is evil! }:D ?

My friend first showed me uTorrent, which worked great. Then I heard some people on here talking about Bitlord, so I tried that. I didn't really like it, so I went back to using uTorrent.





After I took a shower, and hour later, I tried to put some more songs on uTorrent from isohunt.com ...


But then I noticed it started to dowload song unto Bitlord (and this is after I removed it from my computer fomr the add/remove option)!


I deleted it from everywhere and it still won't go away. %26gt;%26gt;





What should I do? I don't know if this has anything to do with Bitorrent, but I like uTorrent WAY better. So if oyu have any suggestions or a solutions to my problem, I'd love that.





P.S. I'm using this for my iTunes/iPod, and I have succesfully gotten the first batch onto iTunes! It's so stupid... XP





P.S.S. I'll pick the best answer for the one who gives me an answer that actually solves my problem, and that means not JUST linking. :O





P.S.S.S. I love llama's! (And Chuck Norris- hehe)

Bitlord is evil! }:D ?
If you've removed Bitlord, it shouldn't be there anymore. My guess is that it didn't remove itself properly. If that's the case, you should re-install it and un-install it again. Using the add/remove panel is the best way.


Now that you have installed uTorrent, you should also set it as 'default' torrent downloader so that even if Bitlord is still on your system, it should stay put.


Open uTorrent and click on the "preferences" icon (looks like a wheel). On the "General" panel, click on the "Associate with the .torrent files" button. Click OK. That should work....


Please Help Me :-(?

Hi,can you please help me?I'm looking for a song I heard on the radio.I'm really crazy about it.I know only a bit of the text..It's in spanish and It's like " la musica se llama Havana na" It's very catchy and fast.I'll be very thankful if someone could help me :-)

Please Help Me :-(?
I don't know how old the song you heard was but there were several songs on the Havana Nights soundtrack that were spanish and since the verse that you put up roughly translates to this is the music of Havana, that may be a good place to start.

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