Omigosh! i was going to get my mail and these really angry stale crackers jumped out and started attcking me!!

Allright so i was going to my mail box to get my mail, (duh!)(oh and if u add duh to any sentence it makes it a fact. duh!) anyway... as i opened the latch a tribe of angry stale cracker people jumped out and and started nibbling on my right foot! Just as the devoured my pinky toe a heard of angry llamas came out of nowhere and started doing the can can!!!





ok so as i think nothing can get worse it starts raining tomatoe soup! and then some of the nieghbor hood cats came and started singing the chicken noodle soup song dance and all! what should i do?????














oh and this is for fun and im not on drugs! im 12 and that would be illegal! this is a funny story me and my friend made up so please enjoy and help come up with a funny solution.

Omigosh! i was going to get my mail and these really angry stale crackers jumped out and started attcking me!!
grab all the crackers and put them in a box then get a bowl and catch the soup and you can eat them later as for the llamas call the wildlife people and ask them if you can keep one for a pet and the cats join in and do the chicken noodle dance with them








god bless you
Reply:OMG! I had the same problem last week! All you need to do is get a giant cookie, set it on fire, then put your thing down flip it and reverse it. It works everytime!
Reply:did the paint chips look tasty?
Reply:go into rehab.
Reply:Publish ur story for little kids to read.
Reply:I'm scared